jagerbombastic

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

mackenzie-the-consulting-idiot
He makes me feel alive. When I’m with him it feels like we could save the world. I feel indestructible. I am dazzled by his brilliance. He’s a drug. I am addicted to what we are. I am addicted to him.
John ‘I’m-Not-Gay’ Watson about being around Sherlock Holmes in every post about solving cases with Sherlock Holmes on his blog dedicated to Sherlock Holmes. (via saidsherlocktojohn)

WHAT WE ARE.

You are so transparent, John Watson.

(via justonelasttrick)
mindful-owls

Sexuality is like a barbecue

ukulelewalrus:

-Some people like hot dogs

-Some people like hamburgers

-Some people get both (Bisexuals)

-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)

-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)

-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)

-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)